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Michelle's avatar

Lanyard reminds me of this poem which always makes me weep

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/50975/the-lanyard

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

Gulp. Thank you for this. I love it and have sent it to my mother x

Deborah McDonnell's avatar

Just beautiful

Jo's avatar

Oh that's wonderful, sending it to my mother, and my boys

Deborah McDonnell's avatar

I don’t like estate agent speak: “leafy”, “property” (just say house), “ticks all the boxes” and “wow factor”. Also, “100 percent”. But I’m a Yank so it could be just me.

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

‘Pop of colour’ or ‘pop it in the oven’ can also go away

Deborah McDonnell's avatar

…and “just pop your top off for me” at GP’s

Lisa Stewart's avatar

I actually can't think of any individual words that make me shudder, apart from the use of females and males when people mean women and men (honourable exception for Martin Goodman), but I live with teenagers who (a) went to an international school so I reserve my ire for 'gotten' ('we are not American') and 'wader boddle' ('say 'wo'er bo'le' like a londoner' (I'm southern; they are not and never will), and (b) are incomprehensible about 50% of the time anyway

Jo Hillsley-Martin's avatar

Oh yes - ‘gotten’ makes me screech as does ‘impact’ as in ‘how does that impact you?’

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

Triggered … I really really dislike the use of the word triggered 😤

Susan Wright's avatar

You do make me giggle, I do t like the saying ' it is what it is' so lazy I hate it !!! My so. Hates ' vibe ' and that's used a LOT !!! 🤣🤣

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

Is it us? Or is it them? 😬

Lisa Stewart's avatar

I love 'it is what it is' but you have to say it in a sort of eastern European accent, which I think comes from a children's film but I can't remember which one

Susan Wright's avatar

I would probably like that 🤣💞

Jo Thompson's avatar

It’sthe shortened words for me: hubby- and shortened to just as long words: holibobs, famalam….

Fiona Kent's avatar

I loved this! my absolute worst word is 'like' not when liking something but dropped into sentences for no reason by my teenager. 😡

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

so much worse than swear words

Lesley's avatar

I can't stop laughing! Thanks for posting this on a Monday morning. Perfect!

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

Thank YOU for so kindly leaving me this lovely message!

Barbara van Zanten-Stolarski's avatar

I do so understand… mine is a Fire Pump Controller expert and talks about motherboards and daughterboards all day long…

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

I now need to know what the difference is!

Barbara van Zanten-Stolarski's avatar

Ok well I looked it up and: “The motherboard is the primary circuit board and central component of a computer or electronic system. It serves as the main platform for connecting and integrating various hardware components. A daughterboard is a secondary circuit board that connects to the main motherboard to provide additional functionality or features.” So now you know. What I find interesting is that the tech bros that developed computers and electronics systems would use female terms to name these circuit boards that are in charge of running everything. They must have had super efficient and capable mothers…

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

Well…EXACTLY. Tech bros could do with being sent the lanyard poem

Jo Hillsley-Martin's avatar

I love you for this. ‘Carabiner’ instead of clip - infuriating

Jo Boddy's avatar

I love this!! My husband works in construction (management end) so is permanently on the phone using ridiculous jargon then for some reason he has to point out all the things with silly names. The latest is PMT’s (actively managed to forget what this stands for, something portable and transmitter related possibly?) essentially it’s a box on a pole with wires that has something to do with electricity. There are LOTS of them scattered about the land, in fields and next to roads and he has to comment on every single one - INFURIATING!!!

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

He sounds MARVELLOUS 🤩

Robin's avatar

It's simple: you plug the lanyard into the ethernet to make the data centre function, and secure it with the carabineer. I'm on Rotter's side 😁

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

You are both banished

Helier Bowling's avatar

I think this is why I hate vectorworks and photoshop (which I now have to use for design) as literally all the words used are like these!! I hate hate them!!

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

My condolences 😢

Violet Moller's avatar

So so funny xx

Gill Trew's avatar

I soooooo look forward to your posts! Not many specific words drive me crazy but the expression ‘I’m reaching out to you’ makes my toes curl! If that’s in the first line of an email to myself, I never get any further …… DELETE! Keep the smiles coming 😊 x

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

Thank you - I so enjoy writing!

Jo's avatar

Completely brilliant post, thank you, I avidly look for you in my inbox these days. My pet hate is "if that makes sense". I can't bear it. Of course it makes sense. And if it doesn't, I will ask you to explain!! And breathe...........

Laetitia Maklouf's avatar

This phrase is in constant use when he’s on the phone. I think it’s infantilising and I’ve said so but he maintains he has to check REGULARLY to make sure people understand for AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT

Jo's avatar

Infantilising is SO accurate. It provokes a spike of irritation in me and makes me want to respond with "No, I'm afraid it doesn't make sense, could you elaborate?" But that would be pass ag so I don't. And breathe...!!

Callyconwayprints's avatar

So funny, this cheered me up, thank you (and lanyard is just ridiculous).